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Reprobatio Certa
Para os que se encontram afligidos por graus extremos de ansiedade enquanto esperam resposta acerca da publicação (ou não) dos seus manuscritos, eis o Journal of Universal Rejection, cujo princípio fundador elimina pela raiz a fonte da agonia: todos são recusados, independentemente da qualidade das submissões.
No blog do JofUR publicam-se as cartas de rejeição, testemunhos da lógica indómita e alucinada pela qual se norteia esta (não) publicação. Segue um exemplo:
Dear Nikos,
That is a very important--and very frightening--question. To you I am tempted to say, "No," we would stick to our principles and not accept one of Chuck Norris' papers. However, were Chuck Norris to actually make a submission.... Hm. It is like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I am a little worried it would create a singularity.
Best regards,
Caleb
--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection
No blog do JofUR publicam-se as cartas de rejeição, testemunhos da lógica indómita e alucinada pela qual se norteia esta (não) publicação. Segue um exemplo:
Dear Sirs,
I am wondering if Chuck Norris' papers can be accepted in your journal
Best,
Nikos
I am wondering if Chuck Norris' papers can be accepted in your journal
Best,
Nikos
Dear Nikos,
That is a very important--and very frightening--question. To you I am tempted to say, "No," we would stick to our principles and not accept one of Chuck Norris' papers. However, were Chuck Norris to actually make a submission.... Hm. It is like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I am a little worried it would create a singularity.
Best regards,
Caleb
--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection
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Chuck Norris,
Journal of Universal Rejection,
Rejeição
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